Saturday, October 20, 2012

Clucker does it again.

The torch was officially passed last night to the Clucker.  After very humble beginnings finishing 7th, 9th and 8th in his first three years, the Clucker has become a force in the league with 2 championships and two 3rd place finishes in the past 5 years.  So that he doesn't get too big for his britches though, I threw in a bonus gift for him.  A desk ornament with the trade he made in his rookie season that propelled Hatherly Hitters to his 2nd of 3 championships.  The Hitter got Beltran from the Clucker for Dontrelle Willis ..... and the rest as they say is history.  Willis sank faster than Bill Clinton's approval ratings after he and Monica were smoking cigars together in the oval office.
Stung by the devastating effects of this trade, Cluck steeled his resolve and vowed for better days.  Out of despair and defeat, came the genesis of the Matrix, a revolutionary and proprietary (says Cluck) new way to look at players for the draft.  I got a quick look at the Matrix a few times when Cluck left his laptop on at work, but my eyes burned for 2 days afterwards and I kept having the inclination to trade my top rated hitter for a 5th tier starter.  It's locked down, not for prying eyes, and has "The Curse of the Dontrelle" on it.  The Matrix/Cluck combo is strong and churning out championships.  We will see if the trend continues?  Congrats on a great season!

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Hatherly Hitters hooks his big bro up!

On a recent trip to the Hatherly Hitters headquarters BCBS managment received a token of good will from HH.  A signed baseball from Nolan Ryan.  Thanks lil guy, it has a prime spot on the mission control desk.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

The Macaque brands his team.

TBob has become the third member of the league to go logo.  Of note is the crown in the lower jaw.  It is a cryptic message to the entire league that Team Macaque is ready for the top spot.  Also, the Dojo might appreciate the lettering on top which pays homage and was derived from his beloved Twins.
If any of you guys are interested in the logo mania that has swept the league, let me know and I can put you in touch with the "logo man."  Under $40!
Congrats T Bob.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

The Hitter meets a legend.

Hatherly and his new best friend..."The Ryan Express."
See his stats here.  Six years with over 300 strikeouts. Wow, you don't see that anymore.

Friday, March 30, 2012



I got an email from The Macaque last night.  Looks like he's all business this year boys!
                                        


Wednesday, February 22, 2012

New Season New Look

After coming in 2nd last season the Hatherly Hitters management has decided to change things up.
We are pleased to unveil our new logo, and color scheme. This may not help us win but damn we will look good!!!